Wigan.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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