What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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