What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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