why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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lewis=cardiac

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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