- Anti Joke

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' Laughing track ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! OOOH! Track plays with some faott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! leaves Awww track plays Laughing track

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

I Have a Black Friend

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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