- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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