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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

make me a sandwich! what kind?

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

black people

fava beans

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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