i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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minorities

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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all your base are belong to mark

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