knock knock... ...no answer

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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