Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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whats 2+2? math.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Anti Joke

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