- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

John lazzaro likes dick

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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