whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Mooses

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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My Butthole.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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