Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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