what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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