- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

there once was a black man who played basketball

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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