nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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