- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Shea's sty....

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Your mom is so old she died

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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