- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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