Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Yo Momma So Fat!

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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