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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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