- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*