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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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