- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

there once was a black man who played basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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