why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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