- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Face Hunter is scum

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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