- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

The EPA.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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