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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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