- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

run farther?

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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