- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

your face is kinda funny

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

YEAH THEY DO!

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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