How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's 9+ 10?! 19

poopy is poopy

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

your life

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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