Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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