a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

seek beauty

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

whats long and stretchy? elastic

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