what did one computer say to the other .........

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

your mom was so fat that she died.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Anti Joke

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