Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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