- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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