A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

The WPGA tour

What's the difference between a duck?

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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