- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

I am quite mature.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Knock knock

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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