- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How old are you? 7

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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