In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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