- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Youre mom is so dead...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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