- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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