A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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