- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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