Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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