- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

all your base are belong to mark

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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