I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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civil rights

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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