Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Kyle grund parker coffey

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Black people are the scum of the earth

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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