what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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like if your cool

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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