Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

penus

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

general tso's broccoli

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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