Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Tucker Rivera

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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